Is your stepmom coming to visit you for the holidays?…. hi I’m June Loudoun…. with just what you need to take care of step-mom… bedroom space Limited?… food supply running thin for the holidays?… short on cash because of Christmas spending?….. can’t put step mom up at motel 5?…… I know just what you need!….. use the tiny little space usually under your stairs…. you know what I’m talking about put her in the……..CRAWLSPACE!…. all you need is a little table that will hold a glass of water a couple of slices of bread… got an old AM FM radio?…. put that in there too… she can keep herself entertained…. you’ll have to let her out to go to the bathroom… or you can just put a big bucket in there …with a fan to keep the air circulating in there… any questions call me for all your stepmom questions….1-800- step-mom…. Happy Holidays!…. and don’t forget to put some bananas in there… she’ll be one happy little monkey!…
