The best booger picker and the biggest booger I’ve ever seen…

Hey friends… this is a true story…. I walked in the library the other day… minding my own business trying to keep quiet… when I noticed a young boy probably 6 or 7… a little on the chunky side… crew cut hair… as I walked by I noticed he was reading…” Green Eggs and Ham”… but what caught my eye was that he was picking his nose… and he was rolling his boogers… and it looked to be the size of a small pea…. I walked on and went to a part of the library… where I could  no longer see him… to find my book… I found my book… and sat down for about 30 minutes… enjoying my reading time… I decided to check the book out… and proceeded to the scanner ..to check out… the boy had moved and he was sitting just to my right… out of my peripheral vision…. to my surprise… he was still picking and rolling… he had rolled up a booger …that was the size of a large marble… as I was turning away… again I caught his arm movement in my peripheral vision… he had flicked the booger up in the air… and steadied his head and mouth… to catch the booger perfectly in his mouth… I had to cover MY mouth as I turned and hurried out of the library… as I was about to hurl… I couldn’t believe it… he mumbled…mmm..chewy..



















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