God shuffled his feet

After 7 days he was quite tired so God said, “let there be a day just for picnics with wine and bread” he gathered up some people he had made, created blankets and laid back in the shade… the people sipped their wine, and what with God there they asked him questions like do you have to eat? or get your haircut in heaven? and if your eye got poked out in this life would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?… God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them, the people cleared their throats and stared right back at him… so he said, “Once there was a boy who woke up with blue hair, to him it was a joy, until he ran out into the warm air”, he thought of how his friends would come to see, and would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?… God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them, the people cleared their throats and stared right back at him… the people sat waiting out on their blankets in the garden, but God said nothing, so someone asked him, “I beg your pardon, I’m not quite clear about what you just spoke, was that a parable or a very subtle joke”?…. God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them, the people cleared their throats and stared right back at him…. Crash Test Dummies…Frankly my tear this is hilarious.

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