IF I HAD A BETTER NOSE…

If I had a better nose…why I could have done anything…. I would have been a millionaire by the time I was 30…. I would have had the most beautiful girlfriends in my life…. if I had a better nose… I would have had no inhibitions… I wouldn’t have been afraid to ask that cute little blond at school to dance for fear that she would reject me, because of my imperfect nose… they couldn’t have pulled me off the dance floor…. me and my fantastic nose… nostrils flaring… very intimidating but engaging… yes if I only had a better nose… yes I wouldn’t have been afraid when I felt some nice looking woman staring at the back of my head… I wouldn’t have been afraid to turn around and be eye to eye with her… if I had a better nose… I wouldn’t even have been afraid to pick my wonderful nose in public…. because it would have been a marvellous conversation piece… that would go something like this…. two girls at a bar… “Look at that nice looking guy over there picking his nose, he’s got his forefinger two knuckles deep”….’But it’s such a beautiful nose that he’s picking.’…. life would have been so grand and easy…if I only had a better nose…littleraventhepoet.blog…

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