Did You Fart?

I can ask no other way… So… Did you fart today? You aimed your butt my way… and sent that fart to play…

Please Don’t wear that hat… It’s made from our dead cat… Please don’t get me started, I am enquiring as to why you farted?

You ate a whole box of triscuits… And your butt manufactured air biscuits… I think I’m gonna cry… you farted on my eye…

I know you want to warm my heart… Maybe we could walk in the park… But it will have to be at dark… In case someone hears you fart…

Sorry… I had to get this farting infatuation out of my system…littleraventhepoet.blog for more serious topics… You know what they say…”No fools, no fun.”….Sincerely, Frank Payton.

Nothing like the combination of a warm fart and bacon air freshener…

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