The question is, should the squirrel stay or should the squirrel go? …
Up here on the mountain … on The Appalachian Trail, surrounding the Front Royal area in Virginia … We feed the squirrels …. the birds, chipmunks, and the like…We’ve even inherited a chicken … My son and I couldn’t decide on the chicken’s name are either Bob or Charlie … So we call the chicken ‘Chob’…
Anyway “Feedtime” consisting of bird food, peanuts, and chicken food is pretty much around the same time every morning, however, if I’m more than a 1/2 hour late with their food … one squirrel named Herman and his friends, start staring in the back porch windows, and tapping on their make-believe watches … then throwing their hands up, as they look at me wondering ‘what the heck is going on …
So of late … among other things, I’ve been having bad dreams about Herman & some of his mates … And often times I hear them in the attic … scurrying around … And in my dreams they talk to me in a human voice, saying threatening things like …”We want more peanut butter on the Ritz crackers that you put out for us.”… also…. “We would like a nice nut mix with all sorts of choices.”… And if you can’t provide these things … the nightmares will intensify … And we will find it necessary to pull all manner of pranks on you & your family.”…. so my question for everyone is …”Should I call some paranormal investigators … have them bring all of their equipment out to my home, and see if I need and exorcism or something?”…
Frankie The Earthman 