WORMHOLES, ASSHOLES, PORTALS & GERMANS

Please excuse my German background as my muzher’s side of zee family vas ‘Hammers‘… and quite possibly vere ‘Hammersteins’… The stein being dropped in efforts to survive possibly during the time of the 2.8 million Germans who migrated to the U.S. around the 1890s… name alteration was more common in & around the 1930s due to Hitler’s persecution of the Jews...( Chews) … that is if my ‘Grands’ were Hammerstein’s at all … Maybe they were Hammers & non-jewish … All along

…My grandfahzer’s name vas HANSON MONTGOMERY HAMMER … Vee called him ‘GUM’ as he hated his name ( also some Russian in him) … my grandmuzher’s name vas MILDRED MAY HAMMER … (as I said, my muzher’s side) … By zee vay … I will not go into my Fahzer’s side az dey were of horribly mean, self-absorbed, self-serving, ‘better than thou’ ENGLISH ANCESTRY … THE [ PAYTONS] … And in my childhood I found it very difficult to have any respect or desire to relate to them, dey vere not my kind of peoplez … at all …

So … My personality seemed to evolve mainly through the German influence of my mom’s side ( pronounced ‘CHERMAN’ GERMAN JEW … pronounced ‘CHERMAN CHEW’) … kind of pronounced the way a Pennsylvania Dutch person might pronounce it …

So moving on, as I am trying to remember why I started this tale about VORMHOLES AND PORTALS, speaking about my German ancestry … Maybe it’s just because I have had von too many Peppermint Schnapps, chased by cold beerz … anyway …

I vant to talk about zee political troublemakers currently in office in zee United States Congress and Senate, namely Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer … and how do vee of ‘conservative mind’ finally dispose of zeeze mentioned horsefly troublemakers? … here is my proposal, but let me digress a bit …

Let’s look at Loch Ness in the Highlands of Scotland … and learn of the elusive Loch Ness monster … and consider new scientific studies that have shown a possible answer to the elusiveness of the Loch Ness monster ( Nessy); revolving around the heavy presence of quartz materials around the region possibly creating mysterious electromagnetic fields that are quite possibly responsible for either wormholes or portals or both, creating doorvays in time -… The indication being that the Loch Ness monster could be a time traveler… ( Even the brilliant Albert Einstein mentions in his works, of this possibility of time travelz ) … also … The elusiveness of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, or Skunk-apes might be directly related to a similar or same phenomenon…

So with this as a setting … What if we could verify the reality of ‘wormholes & portals’ and if we could … Instead of sending criminals and troublemakers to prison or isolated far away islands … We would simply take them underwater and deport them via the wormhole or portal … This could be a viable solution to ease the pressure from the world’s troublemakers until the creator of the universe returns, to straighten everything out once and for all … littleraventhepoet.blog…Frank Payton …

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