DEAR DIARY ENTRY #1

Cold day, to say the least, upon the Skyline Drive area, on the Appalachian Trail … Twenty degrees, With the wind, chill it feels like about 5゚ … Hands pretty much frozen though well gloved … Tongue has nearly frozen to the roof of my mouth … snot hardening in my raw nostrils … extreme cold air wafting around my bunghole area has my sphincter quivering … my doodads feel like they went so far up inside me, I may never retrieve them … one thing though … to my companion dog ‘Princess’ … It’s just another day on the mountain …

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