Things I’d rather do than have a conversation with my wife … Load up a large spoon with peanut butter and peanuts and watch my dog enjoy it … Have both my thumbs cut off with no anesthetic … Drive my car off of a 200′ drop onto a large quarry stone … With the full tank of gas … Grind up a 12 oz glass with my teeth and swallow it with no water … soil myself on a hot summer day with no water or clean up insight for a hundred miles … Play Play Russian roulette with a six-chamber revolver that has five bullets in it … Be shot in the back of the head and tossed into a mass grave …
Frankie The Earthman 