MEMO # 2 FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT

Concerning the mask situation “If you are fully vaccinated, you do not have to wear a mask” … We (your government) “recommend” that you wear one at home when you are sleeping…We might have government officials peeping in windows to see how everyone is doing … We are happy to inform all that we feel we are gaining control of our or culture, society, and country through our castration mandates for men, mutilation procedures for women, and mask recommendations for all … We promise we will not bother you again, until some knucklehead in our government comes up with a scheme to harass you further and take away some more rights … Note: We will send out surveys to those desiring them, finding out what everybody’s favorite ice cream is … So we can virtually celebrate together … Again, ain’t life grand! …