DEAD PENIS BLUES

My friends all laugh, at me they stare … I’ve got no bulge in my underwear … Oh mercy me, what will I do? I cannot throw the bone to you … oh how I’m through … Yes, now I’m through … I guess I’ll carry blue pills in-shoe … My penis is all shriveled up … I will never get another nut … And you won’t be my buttercup … Oh mercy me, now life’s no good … I cannot sustain some working wood … I would not wish, now can’t you see, this thing on my, worst enemy … O mercy me, what will I do? … I’ve got the Willie Nelson, Dead Penis Blues ... Old Willie said, it makes him sick, he’s 85 and outlived his dick ... A tribute to Willie ... Frank…

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