WHO can make the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew … Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two ... Joe, the candy man can … The candy man can cause he mixes it with love that makes the world go round …

So friends, with what has developed in Afghanistan over the last few days … how can we call Joey B anything but incompetent and living in a “Candy man dream world”?

Joey B says to the mean old terrorists … ” If you bad guys don’t cut it out and stop it, we’re gonna take all of your candy bars away from you … You’ve been bad boys, but you can keep your bubble gum, but if you keep it up, we will take the bubble gum away from you too, we will track you down and take your candies away … We trusted you terrorists to play nice, now stop it” …

” Also, I can’t afford to be in the media spotlight … My instructors have told me to lay low and do as I’m told … ‘They’ said that if I don’t do as I’m told … They will let the ‘cat out of the bag’ that my whole presidency and the 2020 election was/ is a complete fraud … And that I would pretty much take the fall for it …This being President is tough stuff, I thought being president was just gonna be fun and games and sniffing whatever and whoever I wanted to, whenever I wanted to … I haven’t sniffed any children in so long, I think I’ve forgotten how to … I hope that all my friends in Hollywood can come up with a game plan for me to exit this presidency stuff … You know say I’m incompetent and deranged … That I couldn’t tell an apple from an orange … Let alone lead the free world… You know really incriminating stuff like that, so that I can get out of town” … “Truth is, I’m just not cut out for this job, I’m used to easy street…. I have another meeting to go to … ( I’m just saying that, I really have to poop.”) … Joey B turns his back yet again and walks off stage … Frank …

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