DON’T STONE ME

They’ll stone you when you try to *beat your meat (*tenderize) … They’ll stone you when you’re trying to wash your feet … I would not sit here all alone, but everybody must get *stoned ( *get rocks thrown at you) … They’ll stone you when you’re trying to read a book, they’ll stone you with a fish upon your hook … They’ll stone you when you’re trying to wash your car, they’ll stone you when you’re staring at a star, I would not sit here all alone, But I need to give my dog a chewy bone … They’ll stone you when you’re trying to eat an apple, they’ll stone as you sip upon your Snapple … they’ll stone you when you’re face down on the floor …They’ll stone you if you’re staring at a whore, stone you if you win the lottery, they’ll stone you if you’re trying to take a pee … I would not sit here all alone … through my walls, I hear my neighbor groan … They’ll stone you if you question Mr. Blinken … They’ll stone you if they can’t control your thinkin’, I would not sit here all alone, but into a monster, our government has grown, They’ll stone you if you don’t believe old man Biden … Behind that sniffing nose he is surely hidin’… Cameltoe Harris doesn’t have a clue, all she cares about is her shoes …Why am I sitting here all alone?… because our government just won’t leave us alone … The government thinks they’re so big and bad, the whole situation is really very sad, they’ll stone you when you’re taking a big shit, they even want to get their fingers in it … I’m pissed off, as I sit here and groan, Mr. Biden, leave me the hell alone … Another Bob Dylan spoof ... Frank…