These techniques update all previous radical Jihadist’s manuals for controlling, humiliating, and mutilation of the clitoris in the professing or hon-professing Muslim women and children …
Number1: The candidate is stripped from the waist down and spread-eagled on the ground, with a pillow underneath the pelvis, slightly elevating, for better contact with the golf swing … Then … superglue a golf tee that has been twisted up with the clitoris of at least 2″, and not more than 8″… Let this configuration dry, so that it sits upright, providing a target for the golf club … The person can then start swinging the golf club at the target clitoris, each time stretching it out a little bit until it goes out in a bow of about 3 or 4′ … Eventually the clitoris will snap and fly off and can travel up to 75 or 100 yds … If you see a bunch of Muslim golfers gathered around a figure, and everyone is laughing and having a grand time … They are probably doing this popular mutilation ceremony … It can really be a crowd gatherer …
Number 2: Using a straight pin … pierce the clitoris, and twisted it up tightly …Using a razor blade or an “Exacto knife” swipe at the clitoris removing it quickly, cleanly … This is considered a more merciful mutilation …
Number 3: The woman is stripped naked and spread-eagled in front of the man performing the deed … (Lots of towels will be needed to clean up the blood) Oftentimes the woman does not survive … The man continues the ceremony by using the claw end of a hammer, hacking away at the clitoris … This is considered a most torturous method of clitoris mutilation …
Number 4: Using a small handheld torch … With the woman lying naked, spread-eagled on the ground … An assistant typically hits the candidate in the head with a bat, knocking the offender just short of death, but until unconscious … Then the clitoris is burned off with the torch … Making sure the whole “undercarriage area” is charred …
Number 5: The candidate is stripped and stretched out on a large spinning wheel … The men in charge of the mutilating begin throwing hatchets until one strikes the clitoris nearly head-on ( virtually splitting her private parts) … The man who accomplishes this gets the comfort of removing his hatchet while gauging out the clitoris … Game over … Mission accomplished …
Warning: Do not try this on Western women ( They would attack you in your sleep and cut off your penis) … They will not put up with it … And they cannot be duped into thinking that somehow they “deserve this horrible treatment” … No woman of any faith or ideology should be treated in this barbaric heathen ceremony … And to add insult to injury, this is all done under Sharia law, and in the name of Islam, the “Muslim religion of peace” … Riiiiiiighhhhtttt! …. Frank …
Frankie The Earthman 