THE SMELL OF CABBAGE

A spoof and tribute to Simon and Garfunkels hit “The Sound of Silence.”…

Hello, fartface, my old friend. I see you’ve shit yourself again Because a smell was slowly seeping Left a wif while I was sleeping And the stench that was planted in my nose, and my clothes, twas the smell of cabbage

Dazed and confused I walked around, even my ear could not hear a sound, in my leg I soon got a cramp, I felt like a filthy tramp … When my nose was attacked by that horrible sight something was not right, in the kitchen, I stumbled upon an empty can of cabbage …

And in the toilet bowl I saw, a hundred turds that were so small … People pooping without flushing … People smelling up everything, no one cared, they thought the smell … was cabbage … Frank…

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