This question has already been asked and answered concerning Vaseline but I am just curious.
Do you think if I heavily coated the inside of both my nostrils with vaseline, then rubbed a generous amount onto my teeth, gums, and then my outer lips, applied a little bit on my eyelids and surrounding eye area, then all but packed my ears, then coated my bunghole, (I’m not sure if covid could enter through the head of my penis, so I will put a nice covering over that also. Having done all mentioned, do you think I might be a little safer from Covid? … (smirk), Frankie The Earthman.