HITLERS PENIS

HISTORY RECORDS that Adolf Hitler had hypospadias ( the urethra is located on the underside of the penis) ” I wonder if he had to squat like a dog to pee. I wonder if he had to place both feet on the toilet seat and squat down like a woman to pee? … It is also reported that he had an undescended right testicle.

Well, Let’s stop right there. No wonder the man was pissed off at the world. Now I’m not saying it justifies him doing what he did. I’m not saying having a screwed-up penis is justification for killing over 6 million Jews. I’m not saying that since he felt short-changed on his Wienerschnitzel, that we have a full understanding of why he wanted to rule the world. Maybe Adolf was thinking that since he didn’t have a “proper penis” he would make up for it by taking over the world. Maybe his book Mein Kampf should have been called Mein Wienerschnitzel, or Mein Schlong, or Mein Damned Weiner ( smirk). Maybe if some of his soldiers would have bound him, and beat him about his head and shoulders, his “rebellious ball” would have dropped, and quite possibly, history changed. Frankie The Earthman.

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