A TASTELESS VULGAR SHRIMP STORY

The setting is a few “Young Marines” sitting around a pub table having some beers and telling jokes.

A teenage boy was working for his uncle in his funeral home business. The uncle had to leave for a few days on some out-of-town business, leaving his young nephew in charge. When the uncle returned he was glad to see that everything had apparently gone well while he was gone. The boy seemed a little perplexed, so the uncle asked him what the problem was. The boy said, “We had a beautiful young woman come in that had died in a car accident, as I was preparing her body, I noticed a shrimp sticking out of her cookie.” The uncle replied with a half-grin on his face as he said, “Boy, don’t you know anything about a woman’s body? what you saw sticking out is called a clitoris.” The boy replied, ” Well Sir, it sure tasted like shrimp to me.” Frankie The Earthman.

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