SPOOF ON PEARL JAMS “BETTERMAN”

Waiting, watching the clock, It’s 4 o’clock, “It’s got to stop.” Tell him take no more, she practices her speech as he opens the door, pretends to sleep as he looks her over.

She smiles and says she will vote for him, but she won’t vote for Fetterman. She dreams in colors, of his bald head, don’t vote for Fetterman.

There’s something wrong in Fetterman’s head, Mehmet Oz is a better man. Listen to the things old baldy says, something’s wrong inside his head. Don’t vote for Fetterman. Frankie The Earthman.

Hats off to Eddie Vedder and Pearl Jam.