If’n you want to eat bacon in the future, you’re gonna have to raise some pigs cause’ bacon don’t grow on trees, or magically appear in the grocery store. Then there is a chance you will fall in love with the pigs and won’t want to hit them in the head with a hammer, or shock them with a taser,then butcher them. Also, there’s the possibility of this uncomfortable situation arising. Let’s say you name your pigs, “Joe and Kamala” the family pigs. Then the morning arrives when you and your children are sitting around the table enjoying nice crispy bacon; and one of your children comments that the bacon is really good and asks where it came from. Then you either lie to them or tell them the truth that it is Joe and Kamala. So be careful. Frankie The Earthman.

Joe the beast.
Future Bacon?

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