THE SMELLY ROSE GARDEN

I need a pardon cause’ I just farted in your rose garden. Out in the sunshine, you’re gonna get a good look at my behind. When I fart you gotta sniff, so keep a stiff upper lip, or let one go, uh oh no no, I need a pardon I cut a long one in your rose garden

I could promise you things in my underwear like brown rings, but you prefer turds from our dog Rover, so you better snif it closer, don’t sweet talk that poo, you might get it on your shoe, but that don’t matter now I need to drain my dragon, I’ve got a big smile, I feel so jolly, I’d rather own a Pit than a long haired Collie. So come along and smell the broccoli in the air. I beg your pardon, I think I farted in your rose garden, out in the sunshine, you’re gonna get a good look at my behind. Spoof by Frankie The Earthman. I have to write some nonsense to keep my sanity. That is what little is left (smirk) Spoof on Lynn Anderson’ Rose Garden, or I Never Promised You A Rose Garden.