Pic#1– “Where are the bathrooms, I’ve pissed myself.”
Pic#2– “Do you know there is a diaper full of baby shite on aisle # 4, and someone stepped in it and tracked it throughout the store?”
Pic#3– “There is a naked man smelling flowers in the garden center.” I contiued, When I mentioned to him that he was “butt naked and was going to scare the children in the store,” he replied in his “gay” ( maybe queer, but definitely happy feminine voice), ” Excuse me, I am identifying as having a tuxedo on, and sniffing my way through my personal garden, now please leave me alone.” I replied in my Dr. Evil voice, ” Riiiiiiiiiight!
Pic#4– I smell dirty ass, that has been masked with cologne, is that you? Frankie The Earthman.