NEW TO THE DATING SCENE

I’M OUT … And returning to the dating scene after about 5 years of prison and 7 years of mental evaluation, observation and treatment by the Jack Nicholson Research Center for The Deranged And Mentally Hopeless … [ smirk ] …

My name is Raymond Wayne Druthers … And I’m making an effort to return to society and in particular to the dating scene …so I must tell you, the Jack Nicholson Research Center has given me a fifty – fifty chance of returning to what society calls a ” normal life” … And where I come from ( The deep hills of North Carolina … I believe the seventies movie DELIVERANCE was filmed close to my hometown ) “thems’ pretty good odds” ….my hometown has put out it’s share of social misfits and deviants over the years …but for the most part my Mom and Dad protected me from the most of “it” by locking me up in a shed in the back yard when ever I got in trouble, which was quite regular [ I colored in my coloring books until I was 18 ]…the most recent episode got me arrested for taking my then girlfriend, Delores, on a date to the local Drive In where we watched Halloween, Nightmare On Elm Street, and Jeepers Creepers…I must say by the end of the third movie, and a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, along with a couple of fat J’s …we both were all blown up and feeling weird ….

Anyway …we started driving home after the show … When she stripped all of her clothes off …punched in the mouth for calling her ( accidentally ) another woman’s name …”Petunia, who is Petunia?” … She yelled, I just grinned at her…that’s when she freaked out and tried to strangle me … I was close to driving off the road, so I pulled over, yanked her out of the front seat, and left her outside, naked, about 3 miles from her home … she got home safely as a cop picked her up and took her home … she was pissed … the cops arrested me the next morning …I spent three days in jail … Aunt Eunice bailed me out … I hope they don’t send me back to the Jack Nicholson Research Center…we’ll see….Court date coming up …

So, to end my introduction to this dating sight …I will conclude by saying … I like hard liquor and chasing my shots with ice cold beer…I like hunting after midnight …shooting an animal … preparing it by campfire deep in the woods, then skinny dipping with my best girl …and catching a good night’s romp and sleep in a tent … If you like adventure, we might get along just fine…text me and send pictures to Raymond Wayne Druthers … 471- 666 – 1112 …all for now …close friends call me “Wayner”….by the way, just to give you a hint ( if you don’t know already ) …as to my personality … Sling Blade is my favorite movie of all time.

I LOVE WOODPECKERS…my dad nicknamed me ” Peckernoggin”
…when I was just two years old ….I kind of like it …but people laugh when I tell them my name…I used to get beat up a lot…turns out … the beatings made me meaner and tougher than hell ….

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